ultranomics

Sorry to harp on, but those car makers from Detroit – General Motors, Chrysler and Ford – are getting really irksome. They don’t have any money left to fund their inefficient production lines, boring car designs and private executive jets, so now they’re loitering around Capitol Hill, Washington trying to beg some off the taxpayers. This is why the word ‘Shooo’ was invented.

I remember learning in biology class about Darwinism and survival of the fittest. We were taught that the dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago due to some cataclysmic event, most likely a comet impact, from which they were unable to recover. Does this sound familiar at all, Detroit folk? No doubt that dinosaurs walked the earth for over 165 million years, but when their time was up, it was up! There was no bailout – period!

But it had to be that way – they were no longer viable in the changing climate. Their large size meant they were resource-hungry and inefficient. They’d had it easy for too long. They could not adapt, so nature allowed their era to come to a close. Were it not for that event however, it’s unlikely that the meteoric rise of the mammals could have occurred. The wondrous creation known as Homo Sapiens may never have had its time. We have been around perhaps only a couple of hundred thousand years – yet look at the astonishing things we have done.

The point is that entities, whether species or companies, should not be given life-support beyond their natural end. If we do that, we will never find out what ingenious ideas or objects may have come in their place. In any case, even if we do try, the end is usually just postponed, not averted.

The US Senate appears to agree with this analysis – last night they voted to reject the $14billion bridging loan that was requested by GM and Chrysler. That is surprising, even to us! It seems the dispute this time was over employee wages at the car makers’ plants. Both GM and Chrysler have made it clear that without federal aid they won’t be able to last until year end. The US Senate meanwhile won’t even consider looking at the proposal again in any appeal until January. The only option on the table now is if the Treasury Department give them a direct loan out of the $700bn set aside for the Wall St bailout. This is real nail-biting stuff!

We can understand the quandary facing the politicians. The US car industry reckons it accounts for 1-in-10 US jobs, of which 250,000 are direct employees. In addition, a bankruptcy or failure of the Detroit Three would threaten billions of dollars of financial instruments, according to credit market analysts. On an international level there are also many hundreds of thousands of jobs in related industries that are likely to suffer. So there are a lot of people’s livelihoods at stake here, and we are not callous enough to not care about all of that, so we say go ahead lawmakers, give it a shot. Where you have spent billions on the bank bailouts, why not give some to the car makers too? If you like you can send a couple of cheques our way too. We are sure you wouldn’t even notice a few K’s amongst all those billions.

Ultimately though, it appears that these corporates have already squandered their advantages. Their cars are inefficient and the quality is simply not there. They had decades to get it right. They didn’t have to export since their target market, i.e. the biggest consumers of cars in the world, was at their doorstep. They could understand their customers needs since they were from amongst them. They had the ear of politicians and finance was easy. It was all downhill driving. Yet now the world has decided that they do not want Detroit cars. They want German and Japanese cars. Maybe they don’t want cars at all and they just want LCD TVs instead. So by bailing them out, congress is saying to the world “NO, you must have our cars!” – The world will answer, “Hello? We don’t want them!!”

2009 ain’t lookin’ too good for the Detroitosaurus Rex.